Description A veteran returns to his home town to find it ridden with crime and takes the law into his own hands when the police do nothing and even becomes Sheriff himself to set the town straight again. Media DVD – with sparse features (very few bloopers, meaningless deleted scenes, dumb alternate ending) My Story [...]
Description A new girl at school, played by Lindsay Lohan, infiltrates the “cool” clique of girls to displace their social power, but ends up entangled in being like them and starts a school-wide personal war that needs to be resolved. Media DVD – New release, didn't have any urge to watch any extras My Story [...]
Description A man, played by Adam Sandler, falls in love with a woman played by Drew Barrymore, who has no short-term memory and remembers nothing from previous days, including him. Media DVD – well produced format, fun extras My Story My daughter told me all about it earlier this year (2004) and it sounded good [...]
Description Movie producer uses virtual actress to finish a film, boost a career, and in the process struggles with his own identity professionally and personally. Media VHS – bought when Wegman's discontinued VHS tapes. My Story Always seemed mildy interesting, but didn't know what to expect. I kept expecting the virtual actress “Simone” (“Simulation One”) [...]
Description A freelance programmer in the Internet Age (1990s) played by Sandra Bullock has her identity stolen – and her whole life in the process – and uncovers a national plot-conspiracy in an effort to get it back. Media VHS My Story Got it as a Wegman's real cheap when they upgraded their inventory to [...]
General All Time Classic Metropolis (silent film, 1926)TitanicThe Last SamuraiIt's a Wonderful Life Science Fiction / Fantasy Star Wars (favorite episode: Return of the Jedi)Lord of the Rings (favorite: Return of the King)Matrix Revolutions (no particular favorite)ID4 (Independence Day)Terminator (favorite: T2) Action Spiderman I & IIJames Bond: Goldeneye (first Pierce Brosnan episode)Kindergarden CopTrue Lies Drama [...]
Description A woman assassin seeks revenge after being left for dead at the alter of her wedding – sort of. It would ruin the plot if I say more, except that she has a hit list, and does what it takes to get them, one by one, ending with the leader, “Bill”, the father of [...]
Description A continuation of the Adams Family mythos, a new baby arrives and uncle fester is courted by a murderous cherchez-d'or, while the kids are off to summer camp. Media DVD – didn't see the extras My Story Merry, Jeff and I watched it at Dennis & Agnes's house. When Imade a comment about the [...]
Description The Rock. He play's a muscle-errand boy who takes on one last job to clear his debt with the wrong people, namely to kidnap and return the boss's son to him, while getting caught in a war between rebels and the comapny boss (Christopher Walken) of a mining town who rules by the whip. [...]
Description A disbanded bunch of Shaolin monks leave their current mundane lives to reunite to form a soccer team at the prompting of a washed-up athelete who discovered the injury that ended his career years ago was planned by his long-time boss who just fired him and tossed him on the street. Media DVD – [...]
Okay – the review section has officially started! Usually when people ask about me movies, I teach them the Seff Jimon principle. When Jeff Simon of the Buffalo News says a movie is masterpiece, don't waste your money. Don't even watch it on TV for free. Play cards or something. However, if he says it [...]